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2015年8月29日 星期六

Saturday Fun (星期六趣味)

Just as I was plunged into despair as I witnessed the loss of more and more of what little is left of my dwindling supply of new hair whilst scratching my head on what kind of Saturday fun I should post, help arrived from one of my friends. If not for him, you would never be able to enjoy the delight which may follow on a subject of eternal interest to all men and perhaps to some ladies nowadays as well although for appearances, the latter would never openly admit the same and even if they couldn't help giggling, they would invariably emit some noises ostensibly protesting about how "disgusting" or "revolting" or "gross" or how "naughty" etc. the jokes are, as if somehow they have evolved into a kind of being living in a world where this most natural activity could be completely absent or has become entirely dispensable.

1.  


Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married men not allowed. 

We serve the needy, not the greedy.


2. 


New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.


3.

Q:  Why is Sex like shaving?
A:  Well, because no matter how well you do it today, tomorrow or the day after tomorrow you'll have to do it again


4.

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the changing scenery even if their entry is restricted!


5.

Q:  What will happen if the earth rotates 30 times faster?
A:   Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.


6.

Q:  Why do 90% of the gals have left boobs bigger than right?
A:  B'coz 90% of the boys are right handed.


7.

Q:  What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A:  When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY..... it is SHOWTIME!


8.

 Q:  What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
 A:  Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later.


9.

Q: What are the advantages of having an affair with a married women?
A: They give like hell.
    They do not yell.
    They do not tell.
    They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!



10.

Q: What would happen if Adam and Eve were Chinese?
A: We would be still in Paradise.
Q: Why?
A: Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!

Some of them may be a bit crude and some even a little cruel, but then,....a little crudeness and a little cruelty never kill, at least not on a Saturday. Have a nice week.